We Make Pee Socks


Teamwork makes the dream work, and these little kidneys make pee! Let us make you more comfortable on your feet with the best compression socks ever made. 

When it comes to medical uniforms, we've got you covered. Poppy compression socks are the best compression socks for nurses, doctors, and all other medical professionals.

These funny and functional compression socks provide constant compression to support your legs and feet, and help fight fatigue. Purpose-built to promote blood flow and circulation while preventing soreness.

86% Nylon / 14% Spandex

One size (Ankle 8"-9.6" / Calf 11"-15.5')

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
G (Colorado Springs, CO)
We Make Pee & Great Socks

My girlfriend recently started working as a registered nurse, and she tells me about how important it is to wear the appropriate socks: her legs will feel incredibly sore and her feet feel extremely achy if she doesn’t wear compression socks. I found these and thought they would be great for her, which is what they turned out to be. She finds the “We Make Pee” socks pretty funny and loves them overall. I will definitely look to purchasing another pair of socks from Poppy for my girlfriend to help her out!

Gabrielle C. (Millersville, MO)
Nephron socks rock

Seriously. Comfortable and don’t bite into my legs.

Kelly R. (Denver, MO)
Fun socks!!

These fit so nice and material was not HOT!!! Plus they were fun!! My coworkers ❤️ them!!

Kate P. (Dallastown, PA)
Cute and no more sore feet!

Being a dialysis nurse, these were a must have. Totally icing on the cake when I would come home after 14-16 hour days and my feet didn’t hurt anymore! Please make these in more colors and patterns and I’ll be buying way more 😁

Sarah S. (Asheville, NC)
Love These Socks!

I love my new Poppy socks! I bought both the "we make pee" and the "weewoo" ambulance socks. They are just the right amount of support, and have not faded or deteriorated in the wash. Please make more fun designs; I would absolutely buy them!